Yesterday I woke up with, what looks like, half a black eye.
I have ruled out the following:
1 drunken mishap (only because I unfortunately spent the weekend sober…ish)
2 fight ( pretty sure I would remember being punched)
3 a stye, I have no infection or stye like swelling, unless it is a kak mild stye?!
4 burst blood vessel from laughing sneezing coughing or puking. (Coz it hasn’t affected my eye)
5 spider bite with eggs laid (pretty sure that suggestion was my colleague being a dick)
6 insect bit, no itchiness
7 obstruction. Surely I would feel if I had a piece of Sea Point stuck in my eye
8 a penis injury. Thanks to all you guys who suggested it was due to a over zealous ‘blap ‘. No such luck guys.
I miiiiiight be a make up thing? But I didn’t use anything new, and whatever I have used, I have used on both eyes.
Then there is the school of thought that says it is stress?
For flip sakes it could be related to the act that I’m 31 and only getting my wisdom teeth now….
Or maybe my cells had a fight with each other.
I don’t know
Any other suggestions are welcome
Here is my 1 day progress 🙂